Windswept and interesting Honest John the fan club founder pictured here a bit worst for ware, and in need of a hair cut.Don't forget to visit the websites below of my fellow monster raving loonies, and take a look at my photo slide at the foot of the page.-------------------------------------------------------------------------
The picture above doesn't give me justice, I am extremely handsome,in fact I often get confused with David Beckham with my physique and dashing good looks. If anyone is remotely interested, This is my life, so far -
Strangely enough I come from my mother, Born in Sheffield, in gods own county of Yorkshire. I moved South to Sussex in 1987 to avoid some very big men who were looking to tear some limbs of me for messing with their wives, as you do.! Before that I left School at the age of 15 in 1970, (Yes I know I only look about 19) My first job of many was making Horse Transporters, The £4 a week wasn't much to my liking and I soon moved on, I did 7 years down the mines at Kiveton Park Collery, Sheffield, at weekends I helped out with a small permit holder in a local stable. I learnt a lot about working in racing stables mostly you do all the work and get paid F*** all for doing it. I also worked for a few years at well know racing stable in Doncaster, Before I got to unfit and fat to ride anymore. I also worked on building sites, quarries, and traveling fun fairs. When I moved South I worked for a while at Gatwick Airport, Rides opperater on the waltzer on Brighton pier, Amusement arcade manager, and also did a bit of fiddle work with a few Sussex trainers, I'll never learn I never got paid from them either. I finally gave up the stable work after getting really p***ed off after taking a horse from Lewes to Newcastle in the middle of the winter to find 1 hour after arriving the meeting was abandoned.I am also an active member of the official monster raving loony party, That about sums me up.I've made this page with a bright orange background and blue writting, cos' these colours make your eyes hurt.
Profile-
Born Sheffield
D/O/B 21/03/55
Football team The mighty Sheffield Wednesday
Favourite course Fontwell, Cartmel, and Market Rasen,
Least Favourite Brighton,
Exeter, and Newmarket.
Fav trainer D.Elsworth
L.Wadham. & John Balding.
Non racing interests Footy, superbike racing, Beer, fags, and lovely ladies.
Favourite food - Gravy on every thing.
Favourite drink, Real Ales, Guinness, Rum, Vodka.
Favourite Female, Besides er indoors, - Zoey Bird, Jennifer Ellison, Kate Winslet, Kate Beckinsale, Gail Porter, Michelle Marsh,Lucy Pinder,Gemma Atkinson. Yellow Thunder Woman From 'The Bastard Fairies', Lady jumps jockey - Gemma Gracey-Davison,(one sexy gal). Lady flat jockey Kylie Manser,er down the pub, and anyone with big knockers.
My hero - Homer Simpson.
Wheels, Kawasaki ZZR 100,
Bike specs
Engine, inline 4
Valves, 4 per cylinder,
CC, 1100
Gear box, 6 peed
Drive, Chain
Catt, Sportstourer
Top speed, 187.3mph
0-30, 2.4sec
0-100, 3.7sec.
p.s - any girl 16 -25 who fancies an affair please send some candid photo's .
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